If plan A fails, at least there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.The problem was he/she wanted a serious relationship, and I’m a funny girl/guy.Love must truly be blind because it can’t see me at all.Try this: When you shake someone’s hand, jokingly say, “I’m so glad you had the privilege of meeting me”.Try this: Before you leave a room, say, “I bid you farewell!.That is, I did until I went out and bought a $3 bag of chips. Try this: Walk to the line for the nearest public bathroom and ask, “So, they fixed this one? Thank God! I just changed into some dry clothes.”.My parents moved around a lot when I was growing up, but I always found them.If you want to look thin and young, hang out with some fat old people.When everything in life is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.I’m out of my mind… be back in five minutes!.Patience is a virtue, but I don’t want to wait.I’m not always hungry sometimes I’m sleepy, too.I respect the opinion of everyone who agrees with me.Try this: Call your friend and let them know you can’t talk right now.
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